Captainwow

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Annoyed

Maternity pants do not stay up. I must Super Glue them to my butt!

Dirty dishes pile up. They should not pile up like that. They should wash themselves and put themselves in the cupboard without being asked every time! Lazy Dishes!

9 Comments:

  • Bastardly dishes!! (lemme know if you find a solution to this problem.)

    By Blogger SpookyRach, at 10/25/2005 5:11 PM  

  • What can be worse than that?? Unless it's your pants falling down while you're washing dirty dishes.
    Dammit.

    By Blogger Just Pat, at 10/25/2005 6:06 PM  

  • with the dishes staying up and the pants not, perhaps the dishes could teach the pants a thing or two.

    pat your belly for me.

    By Blogger ~m2~, at 10/25/2005 6:48 PM  

  • You're supposed to eat the ice cream straight from the carton, with a plastic spoon...no fuss, no muss, no dirty dishes, and soon enough, you will be filling your britches and your pants problem will be solved! (just kidding)

    By Blogger annie, at 10/25/2005 7:05 PM  

  • Paper plates.

    Suspenders.

    And mucho ice cream is in order :)

    By Blogger Running2Ks, at 10/25/2005 7:13 PM  

  • There's all kinds of wrong things about superglue and butts.

    By Blogger Headless-in-GR, at 10/25/2005 9:12 PM  

  • i was going to say paper plates too! why not?

    and wear one of those puffy dresses ... they are cute (well in a puffy sort of way) ... and if the elastic breaks off your undies, you can easily step out of them and kick under couch ...

    problem solved ... :o)

    By Blogger Saija, at 10/25/2005 11:25 PM  

  • You said butt...

    Wait ...at least the dishes are piling themselves. That's a good start. Mine seem to spread out all over the house. I haven't taught them to pile yet.

    Instead of paper plates make Amazing Man take you out for every meal.

    Take Care
    Michael

    By Blogger Michael, at 10/26/2005 9:16 AM  

  • Amazing Man...

    "The next part" of your life together with Wowser is immanent...

    So, get the "hint"...and get started with the dishes!!! :+)

    By Blogger Steve, at 10/27/2005 12:34 PM  

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