* It is illegal to play dominoes on Sunday. * It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. * Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
California
* It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
New York
* In New York City, "It is disorderly conduct for one man to greet another on the street by placing the end of his thumb against the tip of his nose, at the same time extending and wiggling the fingers of his hand."
"My own movement of thought is not meant to be a straight point-to-point, linear line of march, but a horizontal exploration from one area of interest to another. There is no ultimate destination--no finish line to cross, no final conclusion to be reached. It's the way I feel about dancing--you move around a lot, not to get somewhere, but to be somewhere in time."
Robert Fulghum
3 Comments:
The government at their best.
Alabama
* It is illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
* It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
* Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
California
* It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
New York
* In New York City, "It is disorderly conduct for one man to greet another on the street by placing the end of his thumb against the tip of his nose, at the same time extending and wiggling the fingers of his hand."
You got to laugh.
Thanks for the happy Monday.
Take Care
Michael
By Michael, at 3/07/2005 9:23 AM
Blast! Have to holster the space gun for the trip north.
By spookyrach, at 3/08/2005 11:06 AM
"Don't run. We are your friends."
Martian, "Mars Attacks"
By Pat, at 3/09/2005 4:51 AM
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