Sunday, March 06, 2005

Put The Gun Down And Let The Marching Band Go

According to this website, North Andover prohibits its citizens from carrying "space guns."

Good to know.


  • The government at their best.


    * It is illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
    * It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
    * Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.


    * It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

    New York

    * In New York City, "It is disorderly conduct for one man to greet another on the street by placing the end of his thumb against the tip of his nose, at the same time extending and wiggling the fingers of his hand."

    You got to laugh.

    Thanks for the happy Monday.

    Take Care

    By Blogger Michael, at 3/07/2005 9:23 AM  

  • Blast! Have to holster the space gun for the trip north.

    By Blogger SpookyRach, at 3/08/2005 11:06 AM  

  • "Don't run. We are your friends."
    Martian, "Mars Attacks"

    By Blogger Just Pat, at 3/09/2005 4:51 AM  

  • Well now I'm worried. I'm headed to Florida, where it is illegal to swim in a bathing suit. I have committed this crime in the state of Florida before, and unless I get some intervention, I'll probably do it again.

    By Blogger PPB, at 3/13/2005 7:34 PM  

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