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Friday, March 02, 2007

Deep Thoughts by Frack Mandy

If there's a storm, it's better not to tell a child that the lightening is God, taking our picture!
And that when it thunders, it's because we weren't smiling!!

When hosting a party, and planning a buffet line, always serve your aged Manchego cheese pre-sliced or pre-cubed.
No one wants to cut the cheese while waiting in line for dinner.

6 Comments:

  • *snickers* you are so funny today!

    My grandfather always said that thunder was a potato wagon tipping over.

    By Blogger Princess of Everything (and then some), at 3/02/2007 12:12 PM  

  • cut the cheese! hee hee!

    Yes, we're all sixth graders at heart.

    By Blogger SpookyRach, at 3/02/2007 12:15 PM  

  • Funny, funny!

    By Blogger annie, at 3/02/2007 5:20 PM  

  • My mom told me that God must be rearranging His furniture when it thundered.

    By Anonymous blindbird, at 3/04/2007 6:01 AM  

  • nah, it was the angels bowling. I never got an explanation for the lightning though

    By Blogger Ayekah, at 3/04/2007 9:29 PM  

  • When it rains and the sun is shining, my mom would say that the devil was beating his wife. Years later when Cat and I were living in France, I was standing outside with a colleague and rain started coming down with blue skies in the background. I told him about the American saying and he replied, "That's only half of it. We say 'The devil is beating his wife and marrying off his daughters.'" Now how does that make any sense?

    By Blogger little david, at 3/11/2007 6:32 PM  

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