Grandpa and the Billowing Pink Pants

This just in:
so kyooot.......

In Other news, I had two very funny dream snippets last night you might get a kick out of:

In one snippet, I dreamed I got a certificate from my grandpa who has been dead for over 20 years but of course in the dream I thought nothing of it.
The certificate was for a "Pants Suspension". I thought "Cool!" and I took it to a store to redeem it. They took my pants, which were PINK - and they hoisted (suspended) them up on a cable high above the town. They were HUGE and billowing up there in the wind. I felt suprised that the certificate was for THAT kind of suspension... but I felt very happy anyway.

Then in the next snippet I found myself in a kiddie ride at a carnival with a new friend. I was very excited about this new friend and we were sitting very close together on the ride like little girls do. I felt nervous also, so I said "I'm afraid that I might like you more than you like me. Sometimes when I'm nervous about a new friend I just remind myself of my Job Title and tell myself I'm Cool so that I'll feel less nervous."
She said "I do that too". I felt accepted and happy.

Cooking tip: My mom's been doing this a long time, I just tried it today. Instead of searing a roast in the oven or browning it in a pan, do it on the gas grill outside with the temp on high. Less mess, more flavor! Oh ya, baby, it works!!!